OK, so at it turns out I had strep throat last week.
I didn't think I would get it after everything that's happened, but by the time I hit last Thursday morning, I knew. Thankfully, our doctor got me in for a quick check and a prescription right away, so we killed the bacteria off pretty quick.
Here's the really great news: we are all well. I haven't been able to say that since the first week of this year. Bring on spring!