Faster than a speeding motorcycle. More powerful than a steaming bowl of oatmeal. Able to stop backback-wielding thieves in a single shout. For years she's been disguised at a mild-mannered public servant at the State Capitol, when suddenly the sight of theft of her neighbor's stuff she runs to the back door and emerges as Bob's Red Mill Steel Cut Oats Girl.
Fighting for truth, justice and the American way.